JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!!
Qn1. Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.
Qn2. Whats the new AIDS awareness slogan?
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with
Qn3. Whats the difference between a pant and a stage curtain?
when you pull down the curtain, the show is over but when you pull down the panty.......its show time.
Qn4. Why is s3x like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you will have to do it again.
Qn5. Why do men wear under wears?
As a military rule, all types of weapons should be kept covered during peace times.
Qn6. Whats the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
Qn7. Why is life like a d**k sometimes?
Because they both become hard for nothing.
Qn8. Why do women wear pants or nickers?
Because the state law says that all man holes must be covered when not in use.
Qn9. Why did Newton commit suicide?
Because he saw a complete naked girl and observed something going up in his pants against his own law of motion.
Qn10. What does a signboard outside a prostitute's house show?
Married men are not allowed here......Because we serve the needy not the greedy.
Qn11. Why do 90% of girl's left boob bigger than the right?
Because 90% of the boys are right handed.
Qn12. Why are vegeterian women silent during s3x?
They are in a state of shock that a piece of meat can give so much pleasure.
Qn13. Why cant anybody satisfy women completely?
Because nobody has got a d**k made of gold, decorated with diamond and ejaculates cash.
Qn14. Why do some men trust ciggerates more than girls?
Bescause a ciggeratecan damage their lungs but cant break their hearts.
Qn15. What will happen if the earth rotates 30times faster?
Men will get their salary every day and women would bleed to death.
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